The bad news is pretty obvious : the formerly Dirty, now merely Sucky Birds are going absolutely nowhere with Joey Harrington at QB, and even Bryon Leftwich making shit up off the top of his head would be an improvement. Granted, Carolina’s offense probably isn’t as difficult to pick up as Bobby Petrino’s, but if Vinnie Testaverde can walk off the street and look like a credible quarterback (at the age of 112), Leftwich should be able to manage as much.

On the other hand….if you’d like to remember the good old days, Derek Erdman has a painting you might be interested in.