Though the Jackie Harvey impersonator at Sports By Brooks recommends a YouTube clip of Neon Deion having a slap fight with Andre Rison, I’m gonna try to stay positive, given Sanders’ wonderful work as spokesmodel for the AFL’s Austin Wranglers.

After all, neighbors gotta stick together.xiao cheng

(OK, I know it was Deion’s birthday last week. Don’t be getting all Buster Olney on me with facts and figures, not when I’m trying to do something nice).