How much would you pay to acquire an RIAA certified ‘Parallel Lines’ Gold Record Award presented to “the staff of WKRP”?  How much would you pay to acquire an RIAA certified Platinum Record Award for the Scum Of The Earth’s Swan Song debut LP?  And how much would you pay to make sure you never, ever had to see this video again, as long as you lived?

I do understand that you might be on a budget.  (eBay link courtesy Ken Katkin)