Good news for all CSTB readers in the UK ; The start of this Saturday’s Grand National has been delayed by 25 minutes so as not to interrupt viewing of the Royal Wedding between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles. Had said programming switch not occurred, I am certain that many of you would’ve been nearly suicidal with indecision over which crucial event to watch (though I’m almost certain that Arena Football re-runs on NASN are unaffected).

(Chuck watching an AFL commercial on the local’s big screen during a disappointing stag night. He recognizes Bon Jovi but isn’t sure who the guy with the big teeth is.)