If a few minutes of chit chat with Tom Candiotti wasn’t already a tough enough sell, competition for the innocuous greeting dollar is toughter than it used to be, what with the additions of Larry Homes, Horshack from “Welcome Back Kotter” (above), and ECW’s Raven.

When and if he wears out his welcome at XM and Fox, “Hollywood Is Calling” is very likely Rob Dibble’s next stop.