(illustration by Derek Erdman)
Or as CSTB’s Jason Cohen tweeted, “It’s gonna be a long night for A) Philly sportswriters B) Philly PETA volunteers”. The Philadephia Daily News’ Les Bowen just reported the Eagles have signed QB Michael Vick to a one-year deal, which depending on your perspective is either the greatest thing to happen to WIP’s ratings or the worst thing that could’ve possibly happened to the UFL.
I dont think we will be seeing Vick and Chase Utley hanging out together at banquets and functions…hooo boy…. Michael Vick did his time and by all reports is remorseful for what he had done. I suppose he deserves his chance at redemption but I kinda wish it was with Oakland or some other team. Howard Eskins show on WIP tomorrow should be very interesting
kinda love the deal as an eagles fan. did the ticker run out for the mcnabb postgame meltdown after he was told or what? i expected more out of you gc! countdown clock plz.
I would also like to deny that I was among the first people to make Ron Mexico jersey joke, now that everybody else has.
I get why this is a big deal but once everything dies down, how is this a big deal? Unless you are a relative of Kevin Kolb. Or Heather Mitts.
I’m trying to figure out what Iggles fans do to Vick after his third or fourth pick out of the wildcat. Do they… provide care for pits that have been wounded in dogfights?… pelt the field with leaflets on the cruelty of puppy mills?…
This completely fucks my fantasy team for the W.M. Jordan inter-office football league.