(illustration by Derek Erdman)

Or as CSTB’s Jason Cohen tweeted, “It’s gonna be a long night for A) Philly sportswriters B) Philly PETA volunteers”.  The Philadephia Daily News’ Les Bowen just reported the Eagles have signed QB Michael Vick to a one-year deal, which depending on your perspective is either the greatest thing to happen to WIP’s ratings or the worst thing that could’ve possibly happened to the UFL.