Do I even need to tell you who wrote this?
Two of the league’s better teams get together and play a classic. Relatively speaking, anyway. Austin moves to 5-1 on the season, despite having played five games on the road. Have they no home of their own?
Actually, they do have a home. It’s called the Frank Erwin Center. There have been booking conflicts over the past month because an obscure university basketball program, The Texas Something Or Others, I believe they’re called, have home games taking place. One of those very contests is taking place right at this very moment ; No. 17 Oklahoma vs. No. 7 Texas.
Perfectly understandable how a professional might’ve missed that one, what with said game being played on CBS. Not everyone gets CBS, I’m told (ie. those without TV sets).