It’s sad enough when the understudies list Chelsea/Barcelona on ESPN2 as part of “To Watch Tonight” after the match has ended, but what to make of today’s revelation that Spurs G Tony Parker fancies himself to be a rapper?

Fuck, how did the rest of the world miss that one?

Just to save you some time, here are some upcoming Deadspin scoops that will be appearing in the days ahead ;

* – Ron Artest might be crazy.
* – Shaquille O’Neal has also recorded a “rap” album.
* – Steve Nash is Canadian.
* – Kyle Korver is white.

You’re very welcome.