Johnny Damon, shown greeting the fans at Fenway prior to flying out to RF in the top of the first inning against Boston earlier tonight.

Not only do I think Damon should acknowledge the crowd in every at bat this evening, but I’d encourage Gary Sheffield to do exactly the same thing in every park he visits this year.

From the same deep thinkers that brought you the “JETER DRINKS WINE COOLERS” tee.