For a variety of reasons, I’ll not be able to attend this May’s Hozac Blackout in Chicago featuring The Boys, The Dictators, Shocked Minds and A Giant Dog amongst others, but I hope to be able to live vicariously through the exploits of the gentleman pictured above.  That is, provided you do the right thing and chip in towards his travel expenses.  PERCY ROSS IS DEAD, people, don’t make Ben resort to something desperate.