A noted Tom Sizemore lookalike has a new revenue stream.

In an unrelated story, at least two satellite yack-rack outlets were abuzz earlier today with claims that Peter Gammons was either reporting or about to report that a deal had been reached in which Pete Rose’s Hall Of Fame eligibility had been restored. Hours later, either that story has already been forgotten, Dominque Wilkens’ failure to make the Basketball Hall Of Fame is a hotter topic, or I fell for one of the better April Fool’s Jokes.