NFL coaching vacancies are being filled daily. So far, with the Saints and Jets, the jobs have been taken by enterprising young fellows without head coaching experience. The Detroit Football Lions, it appears, are preparing to continue that first-timer trend with not-as-young Tampa Bay assistant Rod Marinelli. Soon, though, very soon, teams are going to be squabbling over the Martzes and Jaurons and Shermans left on the curb, trying to decide which one smells the least offensive and will least offend the fan base. Which would probably be whoever is not named Mike Martz.
All of which makes it even more sad that Mike Ditka (above, right) will almost certainly spend another season wearing shiny suits in Bristol, CT. He’s got the relevant experience — Super Bowl win and attendant folk-hero status, in-season heart attack, aborted Senate campaign, the works. And — and here is the reason why this post exists — thanks to this video, we now also know that he can rap.
The second Grabowski in that video sounded eerily close in both tone and phrasing to “Samurai” Mike Singletary’s performance in the epochal “Super Bowl Shuffle.” A clearly timeline of these two events is needed.
“Speedy” Willie Gault was unavailable for comment.
My name is Rob and I went to college
I use my mind cause its full of knowledge
I wash the dishes and clean the yard
Outside of that, I don’t work too hard
Grabowski is as Grabowski does
No-one’s sure who Grabowski was
Mascot, legend, slur or myth
We could have used him to double Smith
Was this some sort of cult devoted to AABB rhyme schemes?
AABB rhyme schemes, facial hair, possibly Dan Rostenkowski. Yeah, those seem to be the articles of faith.
Also, that rap by M. Warmowski is straight murda. You should battle Richard Dent for ultimate Bears-related rap supremacy.
what the fuck is a grabowski?
anyone?