Well, other than Jerome James, anyway.

I’m tempted to claim Saadi Gaddafi is to world soccer what James Dolan is to bar bands. Such a statement would, however, be grossly unfair. For one thing, Dolan’s dad is responsible for far more suffering and injustice than Gaddafi’s.

On the bright side, there’s no truth to the rumor Gaddafi has been offered a tryout with the Long Island Ducks.