I don’t wanna say the Islanders’ Open House wasn’t a glamorous affair…but I’ve seen episodes of “The Uncle Floyd Show” that had higher production values (and most likely, a bigger audience).  And besides, if the whole point was to punk rookie Josh Bailey, they should have presented him a jersey that said “Buttafucco” on the back.  Still, if you were totally bored, a weekend dad or both, there were probably worse entertainment options last weekend than letting your kids have a crack at the Mike Milbury Dunk Tank.