The Llama rides, fortified wine and sleeping pills are back on the menu!

Tom Sneddon is on the idiot box right, setting a world record for the most times anyone has uttered “no comment”. I’m willing to stick around and wait for a soundbite from Corey Feldman, but the Texas/Ole Miss game starts in less than an hour. It’s days like this that make me wish I had sprung for picture-in-picture (which I suppose, has occured to Michael anytime “Webster” and “Silver Spoons” are on different channels at the same time).