Reader Kevin Rhys claims Jacksonville WR Matt Jones — arrested yesterday after allegedly being found in a parked car snorting a powdery substance —“was using a Foot Locker credit card to cut the rails”. I can say from personal experience a Pet Smart loyalty card works just as well. Bleacher Report opted for the headline, “Finally, A White Guy”, an editorial decision that should sit very well with Kevin Stevens, Dale Berra, Robbie Fowler and Butch Hobson. Never again shall pale athletes with the sniffles suffer for a lack of publicity.