Though Vickie Hunter and Heather Whinna’s “Why Should The Devil Have All The Good Music?” is a real eye-opener for sneery types all-too-certain that Christian rock is without any redeeming value, the promoters of the event below are doing their share to remind the good people of Philadelphia that secular music has no monopoly on sucking like crazy.

One of the masterminds behind this would-be Christ-loving Coachella is Ron Luce, the founder of Teen Mania Ministries and holder of an honorary doctorate from Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University.

There’s more reasons to be wary of Battlecry, by the way, than pure aesthetics or guilt by association. Luce and his pals have a political agenda, one that may or may not be a perfect fit with your notion of teen empowerment.