CSTB has been a little haphazard (well, more than usual) the past few days as I’ve been dealing with some global travel. The silver lining is that I’ve been graced with the considerable wonders of the UK’s tabloids and broadsides since Friday, and of all the amazing stories I’ve read, finishing a close 2nd to Teddy Sheringham’s new beauty queen girlfriend advocating tighter restrictions on asylum seekers, is this sordid tale.

Granted, I should be mature enough to resist pointing out the sex criminal in question bears a striking resemblance to The World’s Grittiest Human Being.  But there you go.