(who’s afraid of a Charlie Steiner lookalike?)
From the Miami Herald’s Michelle Kauffman.
With all due respect to the passionate soccer fans in England, aren’t Manchester United supporters going a little overboard by burning effigies of owner-to-be Malcolm Glazer? Are they really giving the man a fair chance when they burn their ticket-renewal forms before the ink has dried on Glazer’s takeover bid?
And what about all this anti-Yankee stuff? Is that really necessary? Must one be European to own a soccer club or decide to participate in the world’s favorite sport? Would Dolphins fans be as outraged if a rich British businessman one day bought their beloved team? Doubtful.
Sure, anytime a new owner takes over a team there is reason for concern. There is legitimate concern ticket prices could soar, management will be shaken up, and, in this case, there is a chance manager Sir Alex Ferguson could walk if he doesn’t like what he sees.
But so far, the Glazer family has done nothing to indicate any of those things will happen. Maybe, just maybe, Glazer will turn out to be like Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, the Russian tycoon who never had stepped foot on that club’s hallowed grounds before taking over a few years ago. Nobody is complaining about Abramovich, who poured mega-bucks into his team and is a big reason Chelsea now sits in first place in the Premier League — two spots ahead of Manchester United.
Besides, the Glazers have done wonders for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, turning a team that was once the laughingstock of the NFL (I know firsthand, having covered them for three years) into a Super Bowl champion. Analysts estimate the Bucs’ value has quadrupled to $779 million under Glazer’s ownership.
Opposition to Glazer’s ownership has less to do with his lineage (if Kauffman was paying attention she’d recall the outcry over Rupert Murdoch’s unsuccessful attempt to purchase the club) and more to do with suspicion that the new majority shareholder will be more concerned with with maximizing profits than anything else. Which isn’t necessarily so different than life under Martin Edwards and Peter Kenyon, but better the (red) devil you know.
Presumably, Kauffman, having covered the Buccaneers, is very familiar with their descent into mediocrity after winning one Super Bowl.
The Roman Abramovich analogy doesn’t hold water. The Russian zillionaire was eyed warily at first, despite taking over from the ferociously unpopular Ken Bates. And unlike Abramovich — who until this point has spent wildly in pursuit of football and hockey trophies — Glazer isn’t coming in to rescue a club with little recent success.
not a real letter from a tampa billionaire :
Dear Soccer fans,
As you all know, i’ve been looking to buy the United’s of Manchester
for a little while now. I’ve also heard that some of you may not be
too happy about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach new
heights and also, that I may not be a fan. Well fear not, as i’m
writing this personal letter to let you know that i’m a genuine fan of
you blue devils. I began rooting for the United’s back in 1992 when
our little Malcolm JR was practising those Soccer home runs out in the
yard. I loved the way you turned defence into offence, and the way
that Bobby Shearer used to top half it into the goal bag. Oh man, that
play was hot. My son tells me that you even out-zoned your City rivals
Southampton in the 4th quarter of the FA World series. As for your
current team, that Rude guy is awesome!!!! I see a profitable future
at the United, with the young talent of Cristiano Rooney (man, that
guy can dance!) and Peter Shilton giving us hope in defeating the evil
Russian tyranny which assaults the freedom of our beloved Soccer.
With the marketing potential of those Neville brothers and that Pearce dude
leading the team, we can all look to acheiving our beliefs of a better
future. Especially when I add Alexei Lalas and Cobi Jones to the
starting 15. Now to you, the fans. I’ve been to see the United’s play
once before, and the respect you pay your team in silently admiring
the play out on the pitch was overwhelming. Because of this, i’ve just
purchased a new £45 million mansion in the Manchester to be close to
you guys. And more good news is i’m planning to add an extra 10,000
seats through corporate boxes so more genuine blue devils can
experience the play. What’s with the prawn sandwiches I had to eat
when I was there? Well, rest assured, it’ll be super size prawn
baguettes when I take charge. I can’t wait to come over to the
Manchester isles, as I love the country, especially the beaches and
the hot chicks. I hope you can all see my vision of this future, with
new shirt sponsors (Dunkin Donuts) and new team name (The Manchester
Gloom) i’m sure things are looking bright. *Further good news for you
guys is that i’ve just agreed a partnership deal with McDonalds, who will help in promoting the Manchester brand. This will involve re-naming the stadium to ‘McTrafford’ as well as an exciting launch of Manchester Gloom plastic fan toys in every happy meal. Cristiano Rooney will be the face of this campaign and during this, he will be marketed globally as Roonald McDonald. Take
care dudes.
Regards,
Malcolm