(Brown, trying to assist EMT technicians as they attempt to dislodge the world’s largest block of fudge from Jerome James’ windpipe)
Newsday is reporting that Larry Brown was terminated by the Knicks today and replaced by Isiah Thomas.
No further information was revealed concernng a buyout of the remaining $40 million on Brown’s contract, nor what kind of wine / lighting / mood music Isiah might recommend if you’re inviting that special someone to watch “Love & Basketball” on DVD.
There IS one small grain of hope in this “news”–if the Knicks do worse next year than they did under Brown, maybe Dolan will finally fire Isiah. The large grain of shit I’m gonna hate though will be the depressing onslaught of Post and Daily News back pages once Starfishbury and I Say Ahh realize they can’t fucking stand each other.
Can Dolan fire himself?