Tommy : How long has he been up there?
Suffering Spouse-Figure : Ever since his team was elminated from the postseason.
We’re supposed to believe this schmuck has been stuck in a tree since May?
Tommy : What team does he root for?
Thank you, MLB, for employing a pitchman so mentally destroyed, he doesn’t mind a script that has him asking such a question when the loser in the tree is clearly wearing a Cubs jersey. Holy fuck.