Detroit’s Magglio Ordonez, shown above after connecting off New York’s Kevin Brown this afternoon in the Tigers’ 10-7 Grapefruit League win. Which nearly crippled outfielder would you rather see patrolling the green grass at Shea Stadium, Ordonez or Cliff Floyd? As there were no takers for the latter, such a question is pointless and only serves to increase anxiety needlessly (you’re welcome). Just the same, I’m all for dressing up Carl Lewis in Floyd’s uniform for a few days in the hopes of tricking another GM into believing that Cliff is on the brink of of stealing 30 bases (which sounds more attractive than stealing millions of dollars). As long as no one tries to sing (or do anything other than run fast with his face covered up), it’s worth a try.