In the aftermath of the above melee, Detroit Shock assistant  / overgrown Bad Boy Rick Mahorn protested to the Detroit Free Press’ Vince Ellis that he was merely trying to separate players.  That seems reasonable enough, though I’d prefer to focus on the real tragedy of this ugly incident.

All that pushing and shoving and Kid Rock somehow wasn’t trampled to death?  I think we can safely label this a blown opportunity for the WNBA.