Uni Watch’s Paul Lukas already has a hand in the creation of the highly coveted “I’M CALLING IT SHEA” tee ; now he’s revealed himself to be a rightful successor to Gianni Versace (no relation to Dick, I’m pretty sure) with the above shirts. Said garments combine Lukas’ love for meat with his devotion to a certain 4th place baseball club. Obsessive consumption of the former might be bad for your well-being ; there’s no question that fixation on the latter represents a threat to one’s mental and physical fitness. “Special rates for vegetarians and Yankee fans,” promises Lukas, though presumably the $13 + 3 shipping charge stands for everyone else.