I have nothing against Miami. The Eat’s “Communist Radio”? Great record. “The Birdcage”? Hillarious movie, fun for the whole family. But let’s be honest. The town is a seething cauldron of Heavy Shit Waiting To Go Down. If Gianni Versace isn’t being blown away, Pistons C Dale Davis is being tasered by police.

Hopefully, Chris Russo was all over this one.