After already becoming the toast of the blogosphere last season for his out-of-the-blue musings regarding Britney Spears, ESPN/ABC’s Mike Patrick ensured further infamy during Thursday’s coverage of the Michigan State/Georgia Capitol One Bowl, accusing the Bulldogs of “pulling a Plaxico. They just keep shooting themselves.

Perhaps a reference to the late Cliff Davies, former Nugent drummer and Atlanta resident, would’ve been more appropriate. If Mike wants to script this stuff in advance, I’d be happy to help