The Denver Post’s Ann Schrader reports that former Rockies hurler Denny Neagle has pleaded guilty to patronizing a prostitute, .
The guilty plea was entered and Neagle was immediately sentenced to complete 40 hours of community service in Florida, where he currently lives, by May 24. He must provide proof of the community service to the Jefferson County Court.
Neagle, 37, had been charged with solicitation of a prostitute (Jill Russell, above), a misdemeanor with a possible jail sentence of up to six months and/or a $750 fine. The “patronizing a prostitute” charge is a petty offense with an identical potential jail sentence and/or a fine of $500.
I’d love to take credit for this comparison, but I believe it was the certified geniuses at The Dugout who first realized how much Denny’s lady resembles the lead singer from The Darkness.
The singer from the Darkness looks more life like. Personally I think Fred Gwynne is alive and walking the streets of Denver.
If we are going to do lookalikes, I think TMFTML nails it.
I am also getting a strong Buffalo Bill vibe. What is that coat made out of?