From the New York Post’s Phil Mushnick.

Starting Jan. 1, “SportsCenter” anchors will be asked to refer to themselves and to one another by their street names. (Only kidding, but what does it tell us that it seems plausible?)

Uh huh. Because there are so many “Sports Center” anchors with street names. For instance, Thug 4 Life Daniel Patrick insists on being called “Dan”.