Though the BobbyBurger looks awfully tempting (pic swiped from, the Chiba Lotte Marines skipper might be interested to know there are In-n-Out restaurants located all over Northern California, where there just happen to be a pair of big league managerial vacancies.

Though the chance of Bobby Valentine being granted an interview by either is a bigger longshot than Garth Sears developing a sense of humor, surely I’m not the only person who’d love to see Ralph Branca’s son-in-law sharing a dugout with Milton Bradley?