Much has been written in the past afternoon about the plight of Ming Kung Chen (above), the deliveryman for Jerome Avenue’s Happy Dragon, trapped in a housing project elevator for the 3 harrowing days. But nary a word has been scribbled about the hungry patrons of Happy Dragon, those loyal Bronx customers who have been waiting for several days for their Chinese food.

(Having waited patiently for Kung Po Chicken, one frustrated Bronx resident signals to minions that he’s ready to try a calzone)