From The Associated Press :

The Pennsylvania attorney general™s office Monday sued an online university for allegedly selling bogus academic degrees ” including an MBA awarded to a cat.

Trinity Southern University in Texas, a cellular company and the two brothers who ran them are accused of misappropriating Internet addresses of the state Senate and more than 60 Pennsylvania businesses to sell fake degrees and prescription drugs by spam e-mail, according to the lawsuit.

Investigators paid $299 for a bachelor™s degree for Colby Nolan ” a deputy attorney general™s 6-year-old black cat ” claiming he had experience including baby-sitting and retail management.

The school, which offers no classes, allegedly determined Colby Nolan™s resume entitled him to a master of business administration degree; a transcript listed the cat™s course work and 3.5 grade-point average.

The state is seeking a permanent injunction, civil penalties, costs and restitution for violating consumer law and restrictions on unsolicited e-mail ads.

(CSTB marketing director Guinness reacting to news that his plans to become Valedictorian of TSU’s Class Of 2006 have been dashed by heartless authorities)