Just days after making the Rockies’ major league roster, reliever Josh Outman finds himself on the disabled listed after straining an oblique muscle after a bout of excessive vomiting.

While Outman’s brother is blaming Denny’s for Josh’s food poisoning, there’s some slim consolation in knowing the latter is a prime candidate for a future series of Amelie Mancini’s terrific “Bizarre Injuries” trading cards.