Earlier today on WFAN, Joe Benigno-Gazingo, presumably resistant to the charms of “Harold & Kuman Escape From Guantanamo Bay”, insisted that he’d not been to the cinema since “The Godfather”. However, there was one motion picture he was eagerly awaiting this summer.

On the bright side, if you do attend the 3:30pm screening at UA Kauffman Studios, there oughta be plenty of empty seats, so sitting directly behind, in front of or god forbid, alongside Benigno-Gazingo should be avoidable.