The above photo depicts which of the following :
a) a hidden camera shot of your humble editor’s office prior to the arrival of professional cleaners Friday morning.
b) a computer generated image of what a Harper-Collins warehouse might look like in 8 months following the unsuccessful launch of Will Leitch’s “God Save The Fan”
c) the precise contents of Philip Rivers’ head
d) a rotting school book depository in Detroit
The answer is of course, “d”. However, “a” and “c” would be considered acceptable responses as well.