“They said he couldn’t succeed in the NFL with his uncoventional style at the quarterback position. How dare they doubt Jesus: The Mile High Messiah!” ; that’s the sales pitch from the entrepreneurial minds behind Sportscrack.com, where they’d like $17 for the above monstrosity. Even a Jewish-raised atheist like myself is deeply offended by this garment ; surely if Jesus Christ were to return to this mortal coil (like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny), he’d have some clue how to throw a forward pass?