Writes New Jersey voter Jon Solomon,
I wish the following was a joke, but it is not.
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two things, first what are:
Let’s elect someone who has strong New Jersey Values?
and secondly, i always love it when part of the platform is basically “hey, elect him, he’s one of us!!!ause i guess that looks better on a placard than *wink* *wink* *nudge*.
yeah, well, that, and the fact that Danzig hasn’t spent enough time within state lines recently.
You can thank Jesse Ventura’s former campaign manager for this bright idea.
but what the fuck are “strong new jersey values”? i can tell you that every trip i ever made to new jersey involved either football, drugs, or both. if those are to be the cornerstones of the new state ethos then perhaps i signed my lease here a little too early.
Well, at least it could give Slate the opportunity of recycling this masterpiece, albeit slightly revised: http://slate.msn.com/id/2094759/
Joe revoir, Joe. Joerivederci. Hasta Joe Vista. Somewhere conservative Democrats are laughing, and somewhere McCain independents shout. But there is no Joe in Mudville. Joe Lieberman [Piscopo] has struck out.
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