At $10 a pop, even the most budget conscious amongst us can dress as though we have terrible taste in baseball players.

Of course, this is an even cheaper alternative.

Lest you think Friday’s swap of Church for Francoeur was the end of Omar Minaya’s wheeling and dealing, on Saturday the Mets acquired a former AL Rookie Of The Year without giving up a player.   And I’m really not trying to mock Angel Berroa ; Omar could just as well have signed Ben Grieve.