While there’s nothing remotely funny about the physical abuse suffered by former SNY reporter Julie Donaldson, we can take some comedic consolation in knowing charges leveled against former paramour Ivan Lattimore should mean a search for the  term “Slamball” will result in more than a few links related to domestic violence.

On the other hand, if things continue to go poorly for Brett Myers, he can always consider trying out for America’s fastest-growing sport that involves basketball and trampolines.