After hearing an account of American Airlines canceling a flight due to alleged air-rage, Brooklyn’s Blognigger replies, “the only reason someone didn’t rip off their shoe-they-had-to-check-through-security and try to break your face with it is because they’re afraid of the Air Marshall filling them with lead or making them spend 10 years on Guantanamo.”  Man, if they ever restart the “Vacation” series, I nominate this guy for the Clark Griswold role.

Let me get this straight; They get their fucking planes flown into the world trade center, get bailed out by the US government, have their business saved by the heroism/stupidity of US citizens returning to fly their shitty flights again even though their flight attendants are the RUDEST service employees in the service industry, (seriously, they make Dizzy’s waiters and MTA Token-Clerks look like the Pizza Plus Lady) then they’re nowhere to be seen on this fucking flight for an HOUR AND A HALF while people sit on the plane with no air conditioning, no water, and screaming kids, then they finally arrive, people boo them, and they retaliate like Israel.

They wouldn’t fly?? They sent these poor people’s luggage to JFK as a big fuck-you? man get the FUCK outta here. We need Reagan to come back and fire every single one of these people. They wouldn’t do their fucking jobs cause they got booed?

Last year at yankee stadium during the playoffs, I told A-Rod LOUDLY so that he and the whole third-base-line crowd could hear, that while he was there not hitting the ball, my blackest friends were back at his house tea-bagging his wife. Did he walk off the field? Did he refuse to do his job? FUCK no. He recognized my feedback as legitimate criticism and continued to attempt to perform his duties.

Look at our commander and chief George W. He literally has the whole world booing his ass, but does the nigga hide, step down, capitulate? You fucking WISH.