Upon hearing the news that after the Indians’ latest snowout, Cleveland’s next series with the Angels has been moved to Milwaukee, SportsNet NY’s Gary Cohen exclaimed, “Are you kidding?  Milwaukee?” To which Keith Hernandez added, “…the pioneers…why did they build a city there?”

“They don’t call it ‘The Mistake By The Lake’ for nothing,” grumbled Ron Darling.

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