It takes a special moment in sports news to make this writer quote an Everclear album title. Said moment came courtesy of the same man that previously defamed Luis Gonzalez, West Virginia benefactor Ken Kendrick.

West Virginia booster Ken Kendrick, who was outspoken in his support of Rich Rodriguez following his departure, called the promotion of Bill Stewart (above, left), a “sad morning.”

“He is so overmatched it’s not even funny,” said Kendrick, managing partner of Major League Baseball’s Arizona Diamondbacks. “He’s a nice guy and a father figure. But they had a wonderful architecht and they hired the painter to build the next house. I want Bill Stewart to win and I want our program to be successful. But I feel bad for our future. I’m very concerned.”

Bastard Sons Of Pinfall Marks seems pretty ready to look the million bucks in the mouth.

Hey Ken why don’t you fuck off for a minute? Your architect wasn’t so wonderful against USF and Pitt. And Stewart did recruit many of the kids playing in that game last night. Oh and don’t think the lack of bubble screens wasn’t noted as well. You think maybe the quick hire was to keep the coaching staff together? Or maybe also to help keep contact with some of the recruits that have been having 2nd-50th thoughts? The debate on Stewart won’t be settled for a couple of years, but way to help out the school there buddy.

WVU administrator apparently decided Stewart’s work in preparing the Mountaineers for Wednesday night’s rout of Oklahoma was a more important consideration than circumstances surrounding the coach’s departure from VMI more than a decade ago.