(though this isn’t the Bad Lieutenant described below, you’d be surprised how difficult it is to find a photography of Harvey Keitel with his trousers on)

Or, if you’d prefer, as Repoz puts it, “this adds news meaning to the Olesen Twins.”

From Houston’s KHOU. (video, Windows Media Player required)

A Houston police lieutenant has been relieved of duty because of a misconduct allegation.

A fan claims he walked in on one man and two women having sex in a unisex bathroom at Minute Maid Park.

A baseball fan told 11 News that Lt. Jeffrey Olesen, an off-duty Houston police lieutenant was in a unisex bathroom, having sex with 2 women.

The fan, with a young child, apparently walked in on things and spotted the lieutenant’s firearm on the counter.  Fearing the women were being attacked, he called for help.

It turns out, sources said, the women were the lieutenant’s wife and his wife’s female friend.

We have also learned that the 14-year veteran has four sustained IAD complaints for misconduct, improper police procedure and behavior issues.