In the field of Maurice Claret clones, Kevin from So Much nominates former Arizona State hoopster Bryson Krueger (above), “caught with a pair of Ecstasy pills, a Zanex painkiller pill, four grams of cocaine and an unregistered, loaded .40-caliber handgun. … where’s the Grey Goose??”

I dunno, much as I’d like to giggle at this story, surely Bryson isn’t the only person who  spent much time in Rob Evans’ company who later required a Xanax ‘script