I’m writing from Royal-Memorial Stadium, where Colt McCoy is struggling against the Texas A&M D (the Horns are trailing, 6-0, with 4:32 left in the first half).The gent in front of me, a Marooned Out Aggie, is sporting an ESPN Mobile phone.

This is tantamount to a very rare bird sighting. Or finding a working pay phone in lower Manhattan.

I’d take a photo of him with my phone cam, but the guy has about 5 inches and 60 pounds on me. So much like the times I found Lord Lucan, the Lindbergh baby and Richey Manic, you’ll have to take my word for it.