Though I’m already on record as saying I find NASCAR about as appealing as a vasectomy-reversal without restuarant recomendations, I do understand that for those who actually follow saloon cars going around in a circle, there are names, incidents, strategies, etc. And as such, I find the notion of NASCAR on the radio about as ridiculous as I do the idea of basketball, baseball, football, cock-fighting, etc. on the wireless. Which is to say, not at all.

Of course, if anyone wants to pay hundreds of millions of dollars for the right to broadcast the contents of Paris Hilton’s Sidekick over the radio, I’m down with that, too.