Let’s just say the days of Alexi Lalas playing Stephen Bishop to Keith Olbermann’s John Belushi seem oh, so far away. From the Milwakuee Journal Sentinel’s Don Walker.

Fans attending the game tonight against the Minnesota Twins will have an opportunity to view the new ESPN “This is SportsCenter” spots starring the Klement’s Racing Sausages.

In the second ad, dubbed “Unhealthy Diet,” Scott and the racing sausages are standing in line at the ESPN cafeteria. Scott asks the hot dog if he wants some chicken nuggets. Hot Dog shakes his head no, and points to another food item. Pizza? Hot Dog says no again and points.Scott then shakes his head and puts a hot dog on the Hot Dog’s plate.

“That’s sick,” Scott says.

There’s no truth to the rumor the part of the Hot Dog is played by the Commissioner Of Baseball.