Since they’ve managed to keep the field relatively clear at Gillette Stadium, I suggest you either flip the dish to Buffalo at Cleveland or find a bar with Sunday Ticket ASAP. The playing conditions are as poor as any in league history — visibility sucks, there’s zero footing, you can’t see the hashmarks on the idiot box, etc.
In short, it’s fantastic television. Sure, it’s a hell of a way to neutralize the Browns’ offense, but if you spend the next two hours on this game instead of Christmas shopping, I sincerely doubt you’ll be disappointed.