Describing himself as “Rupert Pupkin to his Jerry Langford”, Fitted Sweats’ Jeff Johnson thinks nothing of invading the privacy of Yankee Stadium P.A. announcer Bob Sheppard.

In an era of pink souvenir caps, steroids, and Randy Johnson’s unflinching homeliness, it’s reassuring to know that a man like Bob Sheppard still exists and does a lot of speaking into a microphone. He’s the anti-Michael Buffer. His voice is soothing and his ego could fit in a thimble and still leave room for your thumb.