Be sure to remember Michael Wilbon’s comments about “little boys’ treehouses” the next time he gushes about attending a party thrown by Maxim magazine. Likewise, easy enough for Kornheiser to label Hernandez a “neanderthal” when his own televised drooling over Jamie Salé was a daily visit to Squirmsville.

But since they’re all about enlightenment and modern thinking at PTI, the next time Tony and Michael are unavailable to do the show, how about two women as guest hosts? Shouldn’t be too much to ask, given that PTI could never be confused with a middle-aged mens’ treehouse.