Former St. Louis 1B Jack Clark is scheduled to appear at the Cards’ Winter Caravan with Mark McGwire this weekend, but tells the Post-Dispatch’s Rick Hummel, “I won’t even say hello…I’m not going to shake his hand.”  That’s probably a-ok with McGwire, presuming the Bunyanesque Fraud reads the following comments of Clark’s :

“All those guys are cheaters, “A lot of them should be banned from baseball, including Mark McGwire. A-Rod (Alex Rodriguez): Fake, phony. Rafael Palmeiro: Fake, a phony.

“(Roger) Clemens, (Barry) Bonds: Fakes. Phonies. They don’t deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.

“They should all be in the Hall of Shame. They can afford to build it. They’ve all got so much money.

“And they could all go there and talk about the next way to rub something on your skin. The whole thing is creepy.

“They’re all creeps.”

Next up : Will Clark, on why Barry Bonds isn’t a very nice person, Brady Anderson on Brett Boone’s inflated numbers.